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Andy
01:04
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would you fuck that man?
let me ask you again
would you fuck that man?
would you fuck that man?
if it isn't clear
what i'm asking you is
would you engage in casual sex
with the host of man vs. food?
or maybe not so casual
you could fall in love
you could move to new york
and he could cook you burgers
would you fuck that man?
would you fuck that man?
let me ask you again
would you fuck that man?
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Billy
01:09
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i think maybe one of the best sentences i've ever committed to saying out loud
was "tonight i'm getting grilled cheese with a guy i met on craigslist"
we jammed together in the confines of my old cramped bedroom
and it wasn't so strange, not at all i don't think
you had some cool ideas
but time got the best of us
so we haven't seen each other much
but maybe sometime i'll run into you
at a show and we'll catch up
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Emily
01:03
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i'm not gonna lie when paul wanted to bring you on at first
i was worried and unsure. i mean don't get me wrong i'd seen you live and i thought you were very funny.
but writing with someone new seemed like something i couldn't do.
after the first meeting though those doubts were all but smashed
i realized right then that you were a ball of light and an easy friend
working with you was such a joy and we were very sad to see you go.
we miss you, you know?
but you really helped out with the show.
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Forrest
01:00
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at first i thought "who is that snapback wearing tool that i have to live next to for the next year?"
and then you started wishing me good luck whenever i went to the bathroom
i thought that was a pretty good bit - it let me see who you really were, i think
fast forward to now, over four years later, and you live states away from here
you've grown into a wholly different person, it seems, and certainly into one of my best friends
but i'm seriously glad you ditched the snapbacks.
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Hannah
00:37
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oh man you've got the coolest dogs
it's hard not to write a song
about them instead of you
i hope that's cool?
it's just that they're really cute
and i wanna hug 'em tight
do they ever sleep next to you?
or are you the type-a-dude
who says "no dogs on my furniture at all"
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Hannah
01:06
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oh hannah you've been around since my internet days
what a gauzy haze, what a gauzy haze
oh hannah you've stuck around through some weird changes in my life
that's why i want you as a wife, will you be my wife
wait...uh...
i know that seems sudden at best
and maybe it don't make much sense
but after years i can finally admit
you're all i've ever really wanted
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Humza
01:11
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heard your name kicked around for years
always thought, "he sounds kinda weird"
and then i met you
and it was easy - falling in love.
"he makes art and he's pretty smart"
i gushed about you from the very start
to anyone who would listen
to all i could say
oh humza
would you be mine
until the end of days?
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Jennifer
01:11
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the first time we ever spoke was the recording of a podcast
and that's kind of strange i guess
and that's kind of cool i guess
and now you're far, far too far, to a place where comedy does not last
i'm talking about italy
i'm not sure what that even means
the show will have to wait and so will all the fans that we've amassed
follow the just guy things cast
we're on soundcloud and itunes like the rest
sorry, i got a little sidetracked, enjoy your time abroad
i hope it doesn't last too long
we've got some fieri to joke on
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Jim
02:06
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spent 20 years with you always near
then you moved as far away as i could guess
you seem happier than you ever did
in all that time in the good ol' u.s.
i've spent many nights wondering why
i grew up and act the way that i am
and i can't help but think, that in some way
i am indebted to you in the end
oh brother of mine
you've learned to wisely spend your time
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Johnny
01:20
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there are very few people that i feel like i learn from
but every time i talk to you i feel like i learn something new
you've grown so damn much and sometimes it kinda sucks
i miss playing video games together in the living room but it's cool
we've been through hell and back - that's not something that is whack
it's really true and i'm not sure what i'd do without you
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Kasey
00:46
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one time i went all the way to ohio
no offense but what an awful place it was
but you were fun even though i spent the weekend terrified
and do you remember when i blew $100 because i couldn't get a ride?
at this point in the song i got very distracted by my dog
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Mark
00:47
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the general consensus on mark seems to be
he's a hot frat boy, someone you'd want to be
but personally, i'm fond of one particular memory
we skipped out on production and drank at the campus bar
i had fun that day dude, seriously
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Ngaire
01:17
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i don't remember how we even met
was it on the internet?
that's how i meet most of my friends
but it's been more than a couple years
we haven't talked that much but
sometimes your name comes up
and everyone seems to agree
you're the kinda blessing this world needs
(sorry the levels in this song are kinda outta control, i tried fixing it and it did not go very well)
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Nicole
01:31
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remember that time, i think it was my 21st birthday
or maybe it was my 20th birthday, i don't know for sure
you came to my dorm room and knocked on my door
and i was on acid while watching bee movie starring jerry seinfeld
oh my god i hope my uncle doesn't listen to this song
he liked the original status i posted and also is a cop or something like that
i mean i'm serious though i don't do those kinds of things anymore
i get drunk every once in a while and who among us doesn't like...smoke...at least some weed?
but not often. i'm serious. i hope i don't get arrested for this.
well anyway that must have been weird
seeing my face all flush, talking to my girlfriend on skype
i was tripping pretty bad. did you even notice? did i even mention?
god, what a strange time it was
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Teddy
01:18
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writing a song for another musician is pretty stressful
for example, i think this sounds kind of cool, maybe you do too
but it's okay. basement beers rock and so do you.
from day one, i always thought you were pretty damn cool.
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bedside Baltimore, Maryland
these are mostly songs about my friends. for other stuff, try wearebedside.bandcamp.com
bedside recommends:
$AD DAD $ADDAM
by sad dad saddam
sergio is such a good sadboy musician and he's so good please listen!
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just listen to it, eli is so talented just listen please okay!
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Six and Forty-Six
by Riccardo La Foresta & James Ginzburg
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